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PDFs as web content are evil. It’s like saying to a potential customer or viewer “Hey look at this!” and then throwing a brick at his head when he turns to look.

Some likely PDF acronyms:

• Please Don’t Follow this link
• Probably Dumbass Fluff
• Promises Definite Frustration
• Print Document First-and-foremost
• Provably Doesn’t Function
• Portable Dumptruck of FAIL

Keep these in gems in mind, and you may be saved from a dumptruck of fail. PDFs are useful only for documents that will be immediately printed, like forms that must be in hard-copy. For every other use, if you reach first for PDFs, you should probably have your Internet access revoked because it’s hard to make good web with your head wedged in your ass like that.