“ Now let me start by saying… Good for you son! It’s always good to see young people taking an interest in danger. Now a lot of people are going to be telling you you’re crazy, and maybe they’re right. But the fact of the matter is: Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!
— Captain Lance Murdoch, upon hearing that Bart wants to do a dangerous stunt, from the episode “Bart the Daredevil”
