“ Apple requires you to be 17 years or older to purchase a censored dictionary that omits half the words Steve Jobs uses every day.
— the Grube. This is one reason why up to this point I’ve said, hey Apple, you can suck my greasy cock/dick/wang/johnson and balls/nuts before I’ll let you fuck/bang/screw me in the ass/cornhole/sphincter/ with your cunt/twat/snatch/pussy-censoring iphone appstore shit/cess/poop-fest. You can quote me in your next press release for how many apps the rubes have downloaded, too.
