February 2011
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Apple's Three Laws of Developers
yourhead:
A developer may not injure Apple or, through inaction, allow Apple to come to harm.
A developer must obey any orders given to it by Apple, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
A developer must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
— I. Developer
Hilarity hijinks: *Escape from...
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“And stop arguing with me with this Mac vs. PC bullshit. I don’t care if...”
– zjz on reddit: I fucking love my ipad.
I love the sentiment, and I also laughed heartily at the image of “VNCing to a Macbook Air stored in your anal cavity” because, hey, that’s fucking weird.
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“Here’s a true story: I’m writing this from a Bavarian castle right now while my...”
– Read the epic (I do not use that word lightly) advice article, “4-Hour Dentist” from The Bygone Bureau to find out the answer.
Hint: The laws of science are for victims.
(h/t: kungfugrippe.)